Monday, June 4, 2007

Get Wacked

I haven't blogged in a while. I guess I've been too busy watching TV - especially one of my all time favorite shows that Sopranos.

On the Sopranos, one of the most Popular terms is "Get Wacked" - that means killed off, swimming with the fishes, turned off, you get the picture.

Anyway, in Softball who should "Get Wacked" - not literally just in a softball sense

Top Ten People in the Softball World that Should "Get Wacked" out of the modified Softball World

10. Al Morales - President of Yorkville Sports - Greed is Good is his motto - worse value dollar for dollar in all of softball - has a monopoly on the fields in NYC
9. All umps afraid to call an illegal sling pitch - That might not be possible b/c then there would be hardly any umps left. Cowards.
8. CJ - EMS - nice guy - Big Time Hustler- anyone that makes you play 2 games in 2 hours has to go. Might be spared getting wacked b/c he looks like an older Jamie Foxx and the hit man might get confused.
7. Rick - sends out obnoxious blogs to decent hard working people who happen to play softball
6. Fat Freddy Pelham and 259th street - invented the following softball math formula that has ruined softball in the Bronx : Faster Games + More teams = More $$$ = Watered Down Competition
5. OJ and Camacho - former Bob League umps that now work the Lawyer league - Flat out suck and do not respect the game. They lie and cheat players and like Al Pacino said in Godfather I that makes me angry because it insults my intelligence
4. John Rosenmiller - excellent manager of Choice Parts - he is a master manipulator - evil dark lord of the Sith - Master of the darkside
3. Dio Jackson - Highlanders - actually Dio is good for Softball because he tries to win and is an excellent recruiter but the only thing is he is like R Kelly "a Flirt" don't bring your girl, I mean your best players around him at the field b/c he's a Flirt - Winning is an obsession
2. Parks Department Permit Office Workers- face it they have the power in softball - you control the field you control the league - never date a Park's department worker if something goes wrong - Hell Hath No Fury like a softball official scorned

and the Number One Person in the Softball World that Should "Get Wacked" out of the modified Softball World

Tie
1A. Sling Pitchers - go get paid in a 3 OF league with bunting, stealing and passed balls - stay out of Modified
1B. Sling Liars - you know who you are - people who bring slingers into a modified league and then argue that they are legal. Keep telling yourself that maybe you will believe it. No respect

2 comments:

  1. little ricky... scared aren't you?!
    you should double lock your doors every night and put that big stud across the door, cuban style!
    and check ebay often for a pair of cohones, which is spanish for balls.

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  2. "stud across the door Cuban style" - hysterical! own up mr anonymous.

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